Slice of Life - 多汁的橘子片

Monday, November 26, 2012

Mikan : Shoujo Style

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Yes. That is the exact reason why the romance genre in any type of entertainment (movie, mangas, book, *M-Rated Fanfiction*), 

(*´∀`*)

is that appealing to the general female population. 

Most of us females will thrive within those types of pastimes to fill up the absent partner of their martial status equation. It is one of the many branches of imagination that is popular, even with some males.

The most extreme examples are those who write or create writing or any form of art of that. Do any of you know E.L. James?

To those who don't, that is the very author that wrote Fifty Shades of Grey. Fifty Shades of Grey is currently a well known book (that actually surpassed Harry Potter sales in the U.K.'s Amazon website!)                   

(>=<)!

and it was originally a Twilight fanfiction.

(;-_-)ノ(ー△ー;)(;-_-)ノ



But that's not why I'm concerned and irritated.




Okay, so what is the problem here?



*EROTIC MATERIAL* does not make up for TERRIBLE GRAMMAR!!!

                      (╬ ಠ益ಠ) (╬ ಠ益ಠ) (╬ ಠ益ಠ)(╬ ಠ益ಠ)(╬ ಠ益ಠ)                  






"Yes it does!!!" Cries reader with terrible class.

"No it doesn't. You just don't have taste."

Though I suppose I'm just mad that it surpassed Harry Potter sales. And a fanfiction actually revealed the darker side of housewives. To teenagers out there, can you really look at your mother the same way again?

As for your fathers, when you think that males your age are 'going through puberty' and will likely become dads eventually, you also have a difficult time thinking about your father the same way you've had all your life.

Eh?


And that's that.













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Sunday, November 4, 2012

LittleRedLala.

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I'm terrible sorry for no updates. Yes. I'm terrible.  m(_ _)m

This is one of my best friends who has a kitty-like streak. She especially adores foxes and at school she totes a small sky blue plastic pencil case with a fox on it. Lala sharpied some shoujo features on the fox which made it half cute and half disturbing.

To those who do not know what shoujo is, it is a manga genre mainly aimed at girls which means that the topics those mangas have are generally romance and lots of fluffiness.
I personally adore shoujo mangas that have comedy and a good development plot in some other genre (like becoming a singer, actress, famous star in whatever) along with the romance.

But if it's just plain romance? That is just as disgusting as eating pink fluffy cotton candy nonstop until you are sick. Those types of shoujo manga are NASTY.



The main female character will always be a clumsy, idiotic, yet cute girl, with absolutely no sense of right or wrong. Plain nastiness.

IT'S BAD ENOUGH SEEING IT IN SCHOOL EVERYDAY WITH 'SOME GIRLS' DAMN IT. WE DON'T NEED THOSE STUPID STUPID FLUFFINESS EXISTING IN THE FICTIONAL WORLD.
Period.

                                                      (;¬д¬)(;¬д¬)(;¬д¬)

And that's the end of that scream.

But speaking of 'The Scream', that sure is a popular painting. To be stolen twice from a museum with high security means it's popular no matter how ridiculous that sounds.


Will Mikan be that popular one day?     o(`ω´*)o      Ahehe~

(However, the most recent theft of 2006 resulted in some damage to the painting). It's such a terrible terrible crime. On second thoughts, I don't want vandalization.


                                   (´Д` )(´Д` )


ART OBSTRUCTION!!!!! 
ヾ(*д*)ノ゛Σ(-`Д´-ノ;)ノ     (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ  ヽ(●-`Д´-)ノ ヽ(*´Д`*)ノ 


It's such a terrible terrible crime. On second thoughts, I don't want vandalization.

See ya.



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